Thursday, 29 November 2012

Garlic Olive Oil Gold

Mom gave me this one (thanks mom!) So I'm sharing.

8 cloves of garlic, minced
1/4 c. olive oil (not extra virgin)

put into a pot, turn on to medium-low heat. When oil starts bubbling like gingerale, turn the heat down and let cook for 30 minutes until the garlic is like little golden pieces of butter.

Take off heat and let cool.


Versatility:
1) add in a diced chipotle in adobo for a super easy marinade
2) add in the juice of 1/2 a lemon and a tblsp of cold butter, then use a hand mixer thing to make super easy cheater hollandaise.

So Happy It's Thursday - Ep 1

It's Thursday. Whee.

To Celebrate: I'm posting the first instalment of my college cooking experiments.

Day-After-Nachos Pasta

Noodles (of some form)
Salsa
Cheese

I call it this because we're using the salsa that was leftover from the nachos the night before.

Cook the pasta. Toss with salsa. Toss with cheese.

Put in some kind of a vessel for eating out of, grab whatever clean cutlery you have available.

Enjoy.

Wednesday, 28 November 2012

Puffed Wheat Cake

Yeah that's right. Second post and I'm not pulling any punches, here. So let's go for the best foodstuff ever!

1/2 c. Margarine
1 c. Brown Sugar (doesn't matter if it's the golden stuff or the dark stuff)
1/2 c. Corn Syrup
2 tblsp Cocoa (love that yellow can)
pinch of salt

8 c. puffed wheat cereal (yep the plain stuff)

Equipment:
wooden spoon
saucepan
BIG mixing bowl
lasagna pan (9x13 or whatever casserole dish thing for the rest of you)

Put puffed wheat into a big mixing bowl. If you don't have at least 15cm or 3 inches to spare from the top of the puffed wheat to the top of the bowl, the bowl isn't big enough, try again.

In a saucepan: put in everything else. Over medium high heat let everything melt, stirring often in a figure 8 motion, and then come to a rolling boil. The whole surface should have bubbles forming on it; it will look something like lava. Let it boil like that for one minute. Count the seconds if you have to. Immediately after one minute, pour the hot lava mixture over the puffed wheat. Stir to coat and then press into a lasagna pan.

Attempt to let it sit until cooled and solidified. Let me know if you have enough willpower to wait that long. I never do. Also let me know if you can make a pan last longer than 2 hours, because that's another amazing feat.

Wednesday, 21 November 2012

Rum and Coke BBQ Pulled Pork

Actually Measured:

1 medium-ish boneless rib end pork roast (or whatever roasty cut you prefer, with a bit of fat for flavour)
1 bottle Heinz(tm) chili sauce
2 cans cola (I wouldn't go with Pepsi(tm), too sweet; I use Coke(tm))
1 medium-ish onion
2 carrots
1-3 chipotles in adobo (mmmmm)
2 limes

Holistically Measured:

garlic powder
onion powder
black pepper
salt
cumin (ground)
coreander (ground)
dark chinese soya sauce
dark rum (I love the Cap'n)

Equipment:

crock pot (big enough to hold it all)
spoon
tongs
fork
bowl (fer mixin!)
knife
cutting surface
glass

Prep time: 20 minutes if you have too much of step 1
Cook time: 12 hours (frozen roast); some number of hours for fresh meat.

Directions:

1) make yourself a rum and coke using one of the cans. Is that how much rum you normally like? Good, we're going to use a bit more than that for this recipe.

2) chunk onion, slice carrot. chuck into bottom of crock pot

3) nestle roast on top, pet it, call it George

4) in bowl: put in spices, bottle of chili sauce (yes the whole thing), mix it around a bit. If you're feeling adventurous, sprinkle extra spices on George; he'll like it, I promise.

5) juice limes, add to red mix; finely dice the chipotles, pick as many as volunteer for the project, remembering that the more the spicier; add to red mix to make it redder.

6) pour on soya sauce, enough to make the red sauce slightly change colour, whatever floats your boat

7) pour in some rum, more than you added to your rum and coke. If I were honest, I would admit to adding around 1/3 to 1/2 a cup. stir this in.

8) carefully add the other can of coke. this can get super fizzy and will look horrible, please trust it's there for a reason: awesome flavour. stir carefully.

9) pour over George, look at him revel, don't drool in the pot.

10) put crock pot on over low heat, for a good long while. My roast was frozen when I did this, and I let it go overnight (total 12 hours) and this was the juciest I've ever had it, and the most flavourful. Probably want to use less time if you start with raw meat. I'd say check shreddability at 3 then 6 hours. Meat should fall apart like similarly charged objects and feel succulent and juicy on the palette.

Serve with favourite form of carbohydrate.

Nom!

Please comment with any suggestions or updates! especially if you hit the perfect time for an unfrozen roast.

First Post!

Quick little obligatory: started this to make sure certain recipes reach everyone they can. Things I've tried and tested. Things others have tried and tested. Making sure there's a forum for this so they're not lost. For all my family and friends.

Love you guys, and happy fooding!